Hotel California: Vanguard Edition

On a dark Qalian highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the Merger rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance...saw a shimmering light,
it grew heavy, and my W-finger got numb, I had to stop for the night.
There she stood in the doorway, with the mission bell,
I was thinking to myself, I should group or this could be hell.
Then she shared the quest, and she showed me the way,
there were /tells in the chat window, I thought I heard them say.

Welcome to the Hotel S.O.E.
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room on the server Florendyl,
Any time of year..You can find RP here.

Her gear is definitely twisted,
she's got the Heroic gear,Ungh!
She's has a lot of pretty pretty boys,
she calls "guild dears."
How they RPed in their guildhouse, sweet summer sweat.
Some play to remember, some play to forget

So I called up the GL,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't RPed that spirit here since habbohotel coins patch six point nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
/tell you up in the middle of a fight
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel S.O.E.
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Server Florendyl
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Merge your server, guys.

Domes on the T5 ceiling,
The Roleplay is on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our merger's device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill S.O.E.

Last thing I remember, I was
/logging out for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the server I was in before
'Relax,' said the G.M.,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can /servermove any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

It'll be okay. We will survive.

I thought this was so good and more people should have the tune running through their heads all day!